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eludible:

Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

uhmeliamay:

Also someone come cuddle and or have sex with me ok yes thank you

uhmeliamay:

Do you ever have those days where you just want to curl up into a ball and cry

uhmeliamay:

Cause of death: slow wifi

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

puncircumcised:

*mobile blogs in front of computer*

vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.